But I want you to know, the first time I f**k you, I might scare you a little. Because I am a man and I know how to do things.
- Booth
Distractions welcome

How cruel would you be -

just you teasing me playfully
just to see how far you could string me.
Clear and confused.
Be so bold as to satisfy this curiosity for me,

when you left me dizzy -
my heart beseeching 
breathless
and boozed amused
claiming my beauty,

unconcealing your history
confessing to cunning activities
How cruel would you be -
if I was apart of your gambling?

Uncertainty.

Lol

Two thirds of my dirty movies are anime movies.

Want some? Get some!
- Tropic Thunder
That’s why I laugh out loud spontaneously

Sometimes the conversations in my head are funnier than conversations in real life.

Sometimes I wonder…

 If I was a cruel joke, a bet - a naive young brunette,

Told tailored lines under the sunset.

Muscle relaxers

Uf. Id rather smoke weed than take these 3xdaily. At least I’d be functionally out of pain rather than duh.

SOCKPIMP

SOCKPIMP

Welcome to my little slice of heaven, situated just below my inmates and just above the unmentionables... the second drawer from the top is neatly packed and layered with tons of my favourite enticing, luscious and seductive socks.

...And I want to share it with YOU!